Monday, August 18, 2008

JohnB has Salmonella.

JohnB: dude
JohnB:
JohnB: i got fucking salmonella
Rick: what?
JohnB: from fucking beaner jalapeños
Rick: how the hell
Rick: whoa
Rick: was there raw chicken on them?
Rick: Is that like serious?
Rick: I didn't know that really happened
JohnB: yeah
JohnB: you haven't seen the news?
Rick: I watch BBC America news son
Rick: but on mute
Rick: Why? Is there an outbreak or what?
JohnB: damn
JohnB: well all these tomatoes and jalapeños grown in Mexico i guess had salmonella all over them
JohnB: and i fucking ate some
Rick: Oh
Rick: dude
Rick: that shit was like three months ago or somethin'
Rick: its still happenin'?
JohnB: i guess so
Rick: damn
Rick: crazy
Rick: that fuckin' sucks
Rick: so, whats like not cool about it? Just feel crappy? or like throwing up predator blood?
JohnB: dude
JohnB: fever of 103, all last night and all day... sitting on the pot with head in a bucket
JohnB: everything i eat or drink immediately gets thrown or shit up
Rick: oh crap
Rick: screw that
JohnB: my whole body fucking hurts
JohnB: like bad
Rick: damn, so like do you get sick days in the marines?
JohnB: naw i went in today
Rick: Thats fuckin' nutty
Rick: damn

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