oh also

For whatever reason, I have run into, or talked to people who are completely out of the loop when it comes to there being a "older posts" link...

Yeah, at the bottom, click it, check it out.

Or go to the list of entries, click my first and work your way to present. I bet you'll find somethin' that stupid ass slow ass people are just realizing exist.

also, I'm in a pretty pissed of mood, so don' take anything to heart.

Just my thoughts.

I have a day off, Just from work... I still have to go to the old place and pack crap up.

One day off, Sunday only.

Wow.

I hope my bank card has been delivered, I'll find out tomorrow. If it has been, I will buy a wireless what-not for my Computron, and I'll buy some spray paint for a mirror frame, and LP case.

If my bank card has not been delivered I will crap my fucking pants in anger.

So this job of mine, pretty much makes me want to kill myself. It also makes my feet, toes, knees, back, and neck hurt. Literally pain comes from those places! It comes with the force of an extinct Buffalo!

I love helping people, and being polite, I'm all about it.

BUT.

The building the hotel is in, its making it gnarly hard for any guest to be happy. From a/c's not working, to us not having an operating pool unlike what the website says. Another complaint is the loudness of the bus depot across the street, or how pussies feel unsafe at night. Ummm, also some of the pipes are reversed. Cold water lever is Hot water, and vise versa.

Oh remember up there where I was saying stuff about what I would do if my bank card came in? Well, another thing is I would buy another dress shirt, and I want a red tie.

Alright, I'm just rambling on now.

Bye bye.

Next week or two

Probably won't be a whole lot of entries. I'm moving, and unfortunately have a ton of other stuff on top of that.

Hanger Mailer.

Thats not what its called, but I think I like the fact that I used two words with six letters, and both ending with "er." (not emergency room)

Anyhow.









"The concept was fairly simple: I buy t-shirts online and they always come wrinkled and I always run out of coat-hangers. So I designed a sustainable, reusable way to send and keep your t-shirts. As you open the package you create a coat hanger. The packaging could be made from recycled material whether it is card or plastic and the only waste is the green tear-away tab."

How in the hell is there going to be a blog all about packages. Well, its here.

I'm fine with it.

Pretty rad waste bin.

@apt therapy

Name that photo #2 Winner.

Name that photo #2 contest found here. Dallas called out what was happening in the photo.

I finally got around to taking in all the recyclables. Dallas is receiving $2.90

I honestly thought it was going to be more, especially because I've been adding to it even after he won. Oh well. I'm mailing it to Dallas.

The most amazing project.

Interview Project.

Spike Jonze said -
"So apparently David Lynch went on a 20,000 mile road trip throughout the United States and did a bunch of interviews with random strangers. Kinda like This American Life, but without the dulcet tones of Ira Glass to contextualize the rambling storytelling of everyday folk, and with explicitly Lynchian aesthetics thrown in for good measure. In the first clip from this 121-part series, note the conspicuous presence of a white picket fence and the droning refrain of shunting boxcars in the background. All we need is a dwarf and a backwards-talking blonde to make this real-life tale of one man’s triumph over cancer into a searing Inland Empire-esque nightmare. Check out the Interview Project website for the official trailer."

another trailer type thing.

Neighbors were complaining about items floating in their apartment.

Umm, yeah. This is wild.



Don't stop at the ad, theres more below it.

the fuck is her problem?

I order fried banana with mango ice cream. The bitch comes out with Fried banana with coconut ice cream. She says as shes putting it down on the table "we're out of the mango ice cream, is coconut ok?" She assumes its going to be okay. What kind of fucked bullshit is she tryin' to pull over my eyes?!?! I hate coconut anything.

The equivalent would be me ordering an Avocado, and being brought a Tomato.

Ken Block gymkhana two teaser video 1

Dipped in gold.

These New Balances are nice.

Styx live.

Styx with Reo speedwagon, and 38 special played the save mart center last night. Bev, Christina, Christina's mom, and I went. Bev and I went last minute, hoping to find a scalper. We did. Got the man down to $20 a ticket for floor seats.



Right before they started, 6th row back.












I got some video too. Surprisingly with pretty damn good sound quality.
An amazing show, I had a super good time. I even bought two $7 beers.

Things.

These are some cute dogs I got to hang with today.


















Also, I had opened a Wells Fargo account last week. The dumb lady put my name as Edward instead of Richard. What kind of b/s is that? She had my I.D.! I have to go in there and raise hell now. I'm going to have to wait another 2 weeks for a card with my got damn name on it. Lame.

I had a dream

Friday night. I owned a store, but not the door way. I had to pay a commission on it per customer entering the store. Pretty weird.

Morro Bay.

Had perfect weather. Perfect. Bev, Christina, JohnS, and I went friday. Stayed in a pet friendly inn. Walked around Morro bay, then went over to Los osos. Then shopped in SLO.



























The dogs were tired. Rightfully so since the walked everywhere with us.

Andrews relative.

I found in action figure form in walgreens.

Pretty amazing.

Photo set of peoples 'fridges.

Pretty interesting how sloppy mother fuckers can be. This is a wake up call, people are slobs. Here is the link for you to click.





Don't worry, they're not all like this. The one below isn't that bad.

Sunday - Tuesday

Walking Cali, Cali drinking water, Zip line type thing, old photos, Dallas at Frank Black show, Pizza fusion, Christina.

btw: Pizza Fusion is pretty awesome.

Dirty Mousepads

Some dirty ass paper.

Norm strikes

I fuck with fuckers from time to time. This is a recent account that just wrapped things up.

Originally posted on Craigslist:
"I am looking for a amazingly clean house. Somewhat modern but it must be inpecable. please send pictures of the outside and inside of your house they must include

1.kitchen
2.Bedroom
3.Bathroom

The shoot will last about a day. Anyone interested please respond. If i choose your home you will receive a copy of the finished film.

Thanks "




So me thinking "what an asshole." thinking his film is going to be so rad that it could be the only compensation.

"Norm" E-mails:
"Hi, my name is Norm. I understand you're looking for a home to film in. I've attached some photos of my home. I remodeled in 2007. I keep it clean and nice. I'm especially proud of my bathroom that has huge windows looking out at my backyard. This opportunity sounds exciting. I have some questions. How many people would be here if my home is chosen? What dates are you wanting to work out?

Thanks, Norm. "





He Emails:
"I was wondering if you can send me some pics of the bedrooms of the house there are some scenes where the character wakes up in the morning and I need a bedroom. Dont worry this is a clean film.


Thank You

Gabriel"

I email:
"My room has a bit more going on then my other rooms. Some things can be moved if needed. The bathroom picture I sent you is not the master bath, its the off the hall "everyone" bathroom. I included a picture of the masterbath, its more simple, and smaller."




I got the photos of the rooms from google image search for Modern kitchen, Modern bathroom, ect. Then the pictures of the outside of the house is from Gurantee real estate here in fresno.

He E-mails back:
"I think your house looks great. I would love to use it. To answer your questions there will be around 7 people there. It involves a lead character and thats it. As for dates it would be coming up soon I will keep you up to date when the time comes. It will be early next month.


Thank You for responding

Gabriel"

"Thanks for sending them. To be honest I am wanting to only use the interior of your house a friend of mine has a great exterior but not as good as a interior of a house like you. I would like to do both. I will get back to you abot shot dates when they come closer about two weeks ahead of time. Mostly to give you a heads up and not a few days before. Well talk to you later.

Gabe"

"Hi I was wondering if you are available wednesday or thursday so we can shoot the scenes for the film. I would appriciate it if you can email me as soon as possible. I will need to talk to my cinamatographer.

Thank You

Gabriel"

"the scenes will be in the morning like around 9 or 10 in the morning.


Thank You

Gabriel"

"I may have to change the shoot day to thursday afternoon let me know if you are going to be available for that day and time for your home...Sorry about the short notice.


Thank You

Gabriel"

Then I Email:
"I'm so sorry for the delay. I've been in the bay area on business. I'm open all week. Just let me know a day or two ahead of time.

Here is my address. 245 EAST BROWN
FRESNO, CA 93704

Its a corner house, its off of palm between shields and Clinton."

He E-mails:
"we will be shooting thursday at 12. it wll be about four hours.


Thank You

Gabriel"

"have any questions call my cell at 313-21**


Thank You

Gabriel"




THEN BOOM!!!


"I stayed for a hour and found out you dont exist. The Realtor has not heard of norman and the house was never remodeled. I think what you are trying to pull is not right and its too bad you have to make people think something that is not true. Its too bad you could have been apart of something had you told the truth. Myself and everyone wasted a hour and a half trying to figure out what was going on.


Thank You Send

Gabriel"

Then I hit him:

"Your life is a huge disappointment. A copy of the film? A copy of the fuckin' film? Wow, what a considerate handout for you to provide. Who would want that? Your under some illusion that your film is going to be hugely popular and fantastic. Please spare me. Besides, I never set up that meet-up you wanted. Never called you, never gave you my phone number, and stopped e-mailing you two or three days before the thursday your talking about. I'm surprised you believed it was real. And to go to the house, oh man. As for the house, it hasn't been remodled? I could have sworn I looked at that house when I was still in the market. Perhaps it was another block. Well, not sure if you've heard of Google or not, but if so, go there, go to the images search. Search for Modern living room, modern kitchen, modern bathrrom, ect. Within the first three pages you'll find the images I sent you. Didn't those pictures look a little too good? The differance in quality between them all would have caught my eye too. Oh well. Also, it took you an Hour and a half? Good lord."

Then we close with his response:

"so why go through all the trouble of doing this to somebody? Also my film is going to be fantastic. look the only thing im sorry about is that you are going to miss out. Well a copy of the film wasnt going to be all that was a teaser to get some people involved. I know some people and there were also free concerts involved also and other things. So congratulations you made yourself look horrible and people get back in some way what they gave to others. So you can sit back in whatever house you live in and be proud that you made a huge mistake.


Thank You

Gabriel"






Yep. Thats how I roll sometimes. I can't believe this dude thought that it was real. And he went to the house and waited around, my god.

Bunkers

This is a link to a photo series of Bunkers in Switzerland. 1999-2004 by Leo Fabrizio.

Past couple, in pictures.

Mothers day was on Sunday, went to my moms where my family had gathered. She had recently took a big ol' box of pictures from my grandma. I found some ridiculous pictures from the 80's early 90's.

11 days old.


1990 fashion.


Reading Cat Fancy.


look whats on the Television.

A brief history on the toy building block.


This is pretty crazy. Standing by a racecar. Part of the Toyota race series, and it has a J.S.A. sponsor sticker on it. Like three of my extremely close friends work there now. How insane.



Foxy


Outside of the cellar door.


Frank Black about two feet from me.


Bowling.