Friday, November 21, 2008

Chevrolet copys lakai.

This is some fucking crap. Its hard to list all the reasons but the jist (is that how its spelled? Gist perhaps.)
Chevrolet does a commercial for what looks to be the Aveo.
I honestly don't have much against the new Aveo, they look pretty alright.
But I also know that its not a high performance auto, not even a medium performer.
I also know The Lakai fully flared intro is very well known not just in the skate community.

In the Chevrolet commercial There is a super weak wannabe track trying to sound like M83. Then these two mother fuckers in the car look at each other and this big ass cake in the middle of the god damn highway.

They start forward motion at 0:18 seconds into the commercial. At 0:20 you get a quick glimpse at the speedo which is already somewhere past 65 mph. Then at 0:22 seconds in 4 seconds past initial take off they are at 100mph and the tach is nearly to 4000 revolutions per minute. Ok as if this up to speed in the time shown wasn't enough for you. then these two fucks in the car look at each other or some shit and shift together, yeah together. Now it sounds like they are shifting down (into 4th I assume.) I mean, they had to have been in 5th to be going 100 in that little thing, so it sounds like they shift down and the speedo goes to a blistering 120mph and the tach stays right around 4grand. Which all in all doesn't make any god damn since. They must have taken the speed limiter off for the commercial. I remember my Saturn was limited to a good 104mph looking out for the engine.

Brace yourself your in a tiny car about to crash threw a fucking cake, drum roll. Boom slow-mo

Spike and Ty rip off. Fuck you chevy ad people. So lame.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lakai rules! F*ck Chevrolet!

Rick is not Serious said...

Word.

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