People people peopl, get yo shit together

Alright, so I met a co-worker today that I hadn't met previously. Her name was something like "Rosealinda" or "Rozlan" "Roseiander" part rose, part Oleander, I don't know what the fuck it was.

What folks need to stop doing, is fucking up. Give your kid a normal ass name. I mean I can understand if you married some Asian girl and her rich ass grandpa will give you a million dollars to name your son ming cho chun, then thats fine, just keep that god damn money and give it to the kid, or use it for school or somethin' cause he is the mother fucker thats gonna have to say his name twice to people, shoot.