The year was 2006.

I was asked to write a paper for a friend. I told her I was going to put no effort into it. But she stated she would be better off than not doing it all. It was something about minimum wage. A couple of exerts go like this.

"Minimum wage,
The Final Frontier."

"In star trek the next generation, Captain Jean-luc Picard set no minimum wage."

"Having a minimum wage is straight lame."

"In Wu-tangs first Major label debut album “36 chambers” one of they’re hit songs was entitles “C.R.E.A.M." which stood for Cash Rules Everything around Me. The wise proverbs of the WU knew all to well the devastating devastation that would devastatingly occur if minimum wage were to continue to rise, or even exist."

DEVASTATING DEVASTATION JUST TOTALLY DEVASTATINGLY TOOK PLACE! JUST GOT DEVASTATED!