He responded to this craigslist ad. (if you can't read it below, click the link.)
It reads..."Hello, my name is Norman, I believe I would be a perfect fit with your company. Not only do I have nearly 11 years of tree climbing experience, but I have my own equipment.
I assume your tree climbing position is part of a gorilla removal project. Well in my 11 years I have found the best way to deal with the situation. I show up to the job with a Ladder, long stick, my Chihuahua, and a shotgun.
The ladder is to climb up the tree, once up there I use the long stick to poke the gorilla. The gorilla will fall down, and the specially trained chihuahua will go for the gorilla's "sensitive area." and incapacitate it.
Oh! the shotgun. Well in case I fall, shoot the chihuahua!
Thank you for your consideration, and I enjoy becoming part of your team.
Norm."
I'll update if I get a reply.
2 comments:
Norm strikes again! My day is already complete.
Rick, I think Katrina and I both agree, Norm needs to be more active in the craigslist community. Please do more as they make my day complete as well.
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