Dream Team.

While I worked at Guitar Center during my time in the "Warehouse" position. It was a slow day, my good buddy John Blalock whom I worked with and celebrated infinity with was working to my side on a one man job, I a little bored was on the "Green Screen" computer system that Guitar Center had. I was in the dot look-up for vendors and repair centers, just messing around I typed in "Crack." What came up has forever changed my life.



Goodlord, how funny is that name. Dorfus Cracktractor!! Unmatched.

I use to prank call people under that name sometimes. I could rarely keep a straight voice, I would usually laugh or somethin'... Just from sayin' it.

Then

I was in borders once looking at vegetarian cook books, and BOOM... I see this.



Holy crap!!! What is that? Both name wise and person wise. She looks like the head of the neighborhood watch and PTA on Full House!

This is what needs to happen.

Crescent Dragonwagon and Dorfus Cracktractor need to join forces! They need to take on North Korea. It would be an epic battle.

Much like this one

Also, my friend Brooke went to school with a dude named Gregor Greg Gregorian, kid you not. Wow. Jake said he would fight crime by throwing "G's" at people. I agree.

About to blow your fucking mind!!!

Marcia Wallace not only was head of neighborhood watch and the PTA on full house, but she has been on Bewitched, Columbo, The Bob Newhart Show , The Castaways on Gilligan's Island, Magnum, P.I., Alf!!!

and

she does the voice of Edna Krabappel on the Simpsons!!!!! whoa.