Fuck these Fat Fucks.

Feasty Jim.
Feasty Jon.

These fatties need to die, right now, today. They are perhaps the single handed reason why Jeremy Clarkson of the fantastic show Top Gear thinks all Americans are 400 pounds of ass.
I've seen the ads on the travel channel for a new series entitled "The Feasty Boys." (Massively creative play on words((not really))) "The traveling cooking show for the common man." they say. They also proclaim "We cook with the four B's, Butter, Beer, Bacon, and Better not forget the cheese." Holy fucking crap, fuck these fat ass hat wearing fucks. They look fucking ridiculous. They also pose with an ostrich they are about to eat (most likely whole.)

I'm not saying you should be all patriotic or try to terribly much to help out your country. But come on, if you see either of these two men, please help out your fellow american and Kill them on site, anyway possible is fine.

I tried looking for the travel channel ad on youtube, when I typed in "Feasty boys" All that came up was this....



Pretty funny, I guess I wouldn't mind if they died too. Natural causes though, I mean they aren't really bothering me