I had a dream the night before last. I was like walking around with some friends, and this 20 mile marathon type run had just started (I know marathons are 26 miles). And I was pressured at last minute to join, and run it. I had an over the shoulder messenger type bag that had quite a bit of crap in it. So I'm running and running. This dream did every mile of the run, no skipping around or anything. It ended right around the corner from my house. I got second out of everyone. I was only three feet from first, but my legs were giving out, I just couldn't do it. I lost to this dude Kieth who I went to elementary, and high school with. All my friends came running up, and congratulated me for doing so well, and for not crapping my pants (which happens a bunch evidently). I was collapsed on the ground....But, get this. I woke up... FUCKING EXHAUSTED, out of breath, and dizzy. I was tired that whole morning. Not like tired tired, but worn out. Pretty nuts.
Okay, so kids are all about Justin Bieber. They call it Bieber Fever.
Something very similar looking, and sounding is Beaver Fever.
Bieber fever is being all about Justin Bieber
Beaver Fever is being all about a diarrheal infection of the small intestine by a single-celled organism Giardia lamblia.
"Chastity Bono changer her name to Chaz, because Titty would have been inappropriate. #thismaynotbeagoodjoke" - Neal Brennan
If you're not on twitter you are seriously missing out on the internet. (also Neal Brennan was the other half of Chappelle show).
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