About these new "got milk" commercials. There is one with cavemen (Geico already did that), and another with what seems to be a big business board of directors. Even "Got Milk"'s website has a stupid ass flash guessing game to guess which of the bottles shown is "real milk." It then states negative sounds smarty remarks like "whats that stuff on the bottom?" or, "that came from a cow? Please."
HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY GOING TO TALK TRASH ON DRINKING ALTERNATIVES TO FUCKING DISGUSTING ASS MILK.
1. Firstly, I don't even like the taste of milk anymore, not even non-fat, or 1% whatever. But I know thats not the case for everyone.
2. Some people (like me) are FUCKING LACTOSE INTOLERANT! We can't drink fucking milk ya bunch of fucking jackasses.
3. Why aren't you hating on orange juice, and even fucking water you fucking dip shits, anything that is preventing people from drinking cow milk.
4. You fucking dicks paid search engines off to be in top search results for milk alternatives?!!?!? FUCK YOUR FUCKING COUCHES
5. "Using soybeans to make milk instead of raising cows may be ecologically advantageous, because the amount of soy that could be grown using the same amount of land would feed more people than if used to raise cows.[17] Cows require much more energy in order to produce milk, since the farmer must feed the animal, which can consume up to 24 kilograms (53 pounds) of food in dry matter (DM) basis and 90 to 180 litres (25 to 50 gallons) of water a day, producing an average of 40 kilograms of milk a day. Because the soybean plant is a legume, it also replenishes the nitrogen content of the soil in which it is grown.
In Brazil, the explosion of soybean cultivation has led to losing large tracts of forest land leading to ecological damage.[18] These particular cleared forests are planted with soy intended for animal agricultural enterprises (especially beef and pork production), not for human consumption.[19]
The American soil scientist Dr. Andrew McClung was the first to devise a method to grow soybeans in the Cerrado region of Brazil. He was awarded with the 2006 World Food Prize."
That shit was taken from wikipedia, but damn I was trying to say something of the sort without trying too hard.
6. FUCK THIS BULLSHIT. MILK, AND DAIRY COWS CAN FUCKING DROP DEAD FOR TAKING THIS APPROACH. GO GET FUCKED.
(I have nothing against cows themselves, and I DO believe that cows need milking, its not rape like all those crazy ass peta people think).
(I really love cheese, so, this might not work out in the long run for me).
This shits stupid.
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