All plain lookin'. And really, what has your toilet done for you? It does nothing to help you concentrate, relax, or "move the process along."
Let me ask you this.
Do you ever find yourself grasping to the sides of the toilet lid on which you are sitting on? heaving and hoeing, pulling with all your might?
Or
What about doing an un-mistakable "jack off" style arm shake to somehow move the muscles around to help your "situation" out.
WELL NO MORE FUCKERS!!!
This toilet constructed of hyper grade steel, The governments own blend of vinyl, and carbon fiber. The Ultimate Toilet will not disappoint.
First feature: The Hawaii THROWN. Driven by a 2800 RPM motor that can hold the weight of up to 300 pounds. With this chair making its circular motions it will practically take the work, out of the work it takes to get what you need out...Out.
Second feature: The Shake no more wait. No batteries, no motor, "in a matter of seconds you feel it drop." Inside each Shake no more wait are two weights called dynamic inertia. Its the equivalent to 200 muscle contractions. No more embarrassing moments when your grandmother walk in on you and thinks your whacking it. She'll just know your using the toilet.
Third feature: The un-pluggable drain. This toilet features an all steel square tubing drain system. One of the most common facts of nature is squares don't get clogged. Mathematically explained in the image below.
Word.
Update: Inspired by this and this. Just in case you were wondering.
3 comments:
Where can I buy one?
You had me at, "What has your toilet done for you?"
This is a lot more impressive than the giant shark head toilet I saw at the aquarium today.
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