Today.

Big stuff-a-comin'.

Guttermouth.

I'm going to update this when I get a chance tomorrow.

Guttermouth just played a great show tonight at club fred here in Fresno.

Mark's b-day is tomorrow/today Oct. 10th he is 42.

20 years in the same band.

Amazing.

Craigslist scammers = The new prank call!!!

I remember the good ol' days with John Blalock, sure others joined in now and then but not to the degree of dedication that John and I had.
Prank phone calls. We had characters with full synopsis's, and backgrounds. I can't even tell some of the stories and calls we've done, words wouldn't give them justice. The hilarity and pure art that we had.
Well, I'm still down for a prank call any day, or someone calling me by mistake and going on and on with it. Whatev.
For a bit because of John I got into Yahoo answers, I still do them from time to time, just to give stupid people stupid advise is pretty great. John's are the best.
Now I get a chance to fuck with people in a new fashion, I recently put an item for sale on craigslist for the fresno ca area. Craigslist does a pretty good job of warning you about scammers and stuff, and even an once of common sense would help you fine. Anyhow these people have sent me e-mails of the most dumb stuff. Asking stuff that I already explained on my product description, how much it weighs, and if their shipping company can come get it. Its pretty great.

I respond to some.

I'm going to try and do more when they come, I've really only done one, maybe two even though I kinda lost interest part way through, I'm going to include others for you guys to see what kinda crap they send, pretty much the same stuff. The way they leave out minor words and the names they pick are ridiculous.

Reb?

My response to Reb.


Kelly Smith.

My response to Kelly Smith. I lost interest in it part way.


Mike Harris

My response that isn't funny at all.

Mike Harris again.


Then there was this one that I didn't do anything with but delete.


Wow right?

I'll put more up as they come, Hopefully more humor with ensue.

Update

John Davidison

My response.



I'm not sure if this dudes name is Morgan Stone, or Stone Morgan.

My response to Stone Morgan.

Update #2

Ha, John Davidson replied and is down to pay $35,950.75 for my car.

Fuckin' right! gimmie that money sonn. Two "n's" Peter Smolik style.

I eat a lot of brain food.

Foxy in diaper.

Yes, dog diapers. Pretty funny. She needs them right now.

YO!!!! Kool aid!!!!!!

Have you guys seen this yet? I bought some at my most recent trip to my local grocer. Its perfect little packets of kool-aid that fit perfect in your normal bottle of water.



This is what you do. Buy your Crystal Geyser, open it up, I personally drink a little bit from the top just so its not as full, tear open the kool-aid packet, pour kool-aid contents into bottle of water, screw the cap back on that water, shake, BOOM!!!! Got Kool-aid. Its really good too, not to weak.

I don't normally do this.

But this is so incredibly funny.