Epic!

Foxy eating a plum.

A note I wrote to myself.

Contained two things for me to remember. The first was at some point in life to try to crap on my own lap, or at least say in some situation, or after learning of something ridiculous to say "that makes me want to shit on my own lap!"

The second was to make a ghey ass all over print shirt, then somewhere have it say "Its Pandamonium." Well, I went ahead and made that shirt in photoshop. Used a t-shirt from google image search "black tshirt." Took some dudes company name or somethin' off of it. Then took the Enjoi panda. Here it is. eh.




*Yes, I know its Pandemonium. Obviously altered for the Ailuropoda melanoleuca.

Vega Chomps.

McRib is back!!!

So I went ahead and alerted some people.

Dallas.



John.



Andrew.






Take that Andrew.

I also texted other characters with less of a humorous response.

Grace E-motorbikes

pictures here.

Has a water-tight / ultra-light CNC-Aluminum frame, a 1300-watt motor, lithium-ion batteries, a 40 30 MPH speed, a range of up to 31 miles, and a one-hour recharge time.

This is a really cool shop.

The Armory Skate Shop


@the berrics.

I really fucking miss...

...Kyle.

Yeah, I guess he isn't in his prime right now (so I hear.)

But I still miss him.

























































And my favorite picture of all time.


Love you Kyle, hope to have you back soon.

Figured it out.

Figured out how I'm going to propose to my girlfriend. I don't think she comes to my blog very often, so pretty sure she won't see this.

I'm not explaining the plan here. I'm just happy I came up with the idea. Its pretty good if you ask me.

Don't go thinking its happening tomorrow either. It in the future (obviously.)

That reminds me of a joke I heard somewhere. Possibly from Mitch Hedberg. "My friend said "hey look at this photo of me when I was younger." I said of course its from when you were younger. There aren't photos where you are older, I wanna see that camera."

Woooooooooow.

Original 1950s 300SL Gullwing

2011 Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG

Who knew Habitat was up to some tight shit.

firstly, coming out with a trail hiker travel shoe.



I like these a lot. Every shoe doesn't have to be a skate shoe.

Go over here, and check out all the other stuff they have going on.

Locking Bicycle.

Tony Pereira's Magical Locking Bicycle from j. dunn on Vimeo.

Someone finally put it together.

E-mails from an Asshole

I pretty much do this sort of thing whenever I can. Now someone who does the same has put it up. Very awesome.


update This guy is a genius. Go to the link above now. read as many as you can.

I had a dream last night.

That a friend gave me a fixed gear bike. Like a totally done up on too, lime green frame, lime green back rim and tire. front was black rim and tire. bmx handle bars with yellow grips.

I had a god damn blast riding that thing. In the dream I was worried about stopping, if I was going to be able to do the "slide" or "skid" thing that fixed gear riders do. But I did it just fine. I eventually found a spot between where my mom lives and John Blalock's parents live, where some sand had come out of the street side landscape. I pedaled real fast into the sand and skidded for an extra long time.




That was one of my dreams last night.

Alright.

umm, yeah. Bread shoes.

Weezer snuggie.

I'm just getting on to this? A Weezer Snuggie? I like Weezer. How much fun does this letterman performance seem?

BMW M3 GTS

August 2010. This is production! Go here.

Hilarity at its finest.

While I was going threw some old photos for the post below I came across some oldies but goodies. I don't want to do like two big photo post next to each other, so maybe I'll do somethin' next week.

But I found these. Couldn't pass up posting them.

You may remember When Andrew and I did the epic photo-set of me being a wetsuit cowboy musician... Well, while we were doing that, I did a "ghost ride" with my Toyota Avalon. We then realized that it doesn't really work with photos. It just looks like I'm standing by the car kinda.





I find this to be god damn hilarious.
deal with it.

Eddie's Birthday.

Went out to lunch with my good friend Eddie and Andrew for Eddie's b-day.

Then we went on my roof.







Andrew then attempted to jump (I think 'cause he secretly knew I was going to leave my left overs from BJ's in Eddie's trunk.) I silently shouted at the top of my lungs for him to stop. (I wish I had those pull pork sliders... oh well)





I just think that the above photo is a good shot of Andrew.

So anyhow, back to Eddie. Here are some of my all time favorite images of Eddie over the years. (weather I took them or not.)


Eddie with some chop-sticks, doesn't get much better.


I'm pretty sure Eddie was bummed that I set a candle on fire and ruined a cutting board. Sorry man.


Eddie busy @ barnes and noble.




Eddie is pretty good at playing the piano.










Happy birthday Eddie.