The most dangerous man in America?

I want one soooooooo bad.

Pygmy goat.

alright alright alright, we all know it was...

...National Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day.... BUT!!!!! Did you know of COLORED BUBBLE WRAP?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?





The guys at fastpack have a lot of stuff.

I guess they were selling it super cheap for the day until they sold out.

Google Rules all already.

The Audi one is pretty sweet.

Quite the automo-bile

Its ready to go.

Lost.

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/grp/1001332499.html

If I was still in San Dimas I would be down. Minus the wings, philly cheese steak, and blunt.

Lost starts up tonight, I'm really looking forward to it.

Fresno Bee do it big.

Full front page color photo.

Sooooooooooooo CLOSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was so very very very close to compromising my morals. I almost posted a very funny video with Kobe Bryant and his current shoe sponsor. (I'm pretty sure we all know who that it.) I've said in the past that that shoe maker would never make an appearance on this Column because I dis-like a lot about them. I had embed codes down, links, pictures, screen shots, everything all ready to go. Then it hit me like a fresh sent of honey dew. YEAH THATS RIGHT!!! I said like a fresh sent of honey dew!!! I'm trying to be realistic here. No, it did not hit me like a "ton of bricks." I wasn't hurt by it, I just realized some shit. I'm tired of that ton-o-bricks shit. IIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiuuuuuuuuuggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

I digress.

if you wanted you could probably go to youtube (type that url yourself please.) Type in kobe ankle insurance.... thats all I'm sayin'. Weather you like him or not, you will laugh.

In place of actual content other than me ranting and raving.

The picture below is of some cards, and a tall can of Icehouse. It was taken at Kyles Fresno house. It was taken with my Vivitar VX4000, phoenix super fisheye, and Soligor MK-3AES flash. The best thing about it? Everything is out of focus.


This next picture is of Jackson the cat in Eddies refrigerator.

Metric's new song

Is really really good. Though I don't think they make bad ones.

www.myspace.com/metricband

What does the photo below have to do with this?


I took it with my at the time phone "the v" from Verizon while on my way down to Coachella 2006 when metric, and the yeah yeah yeahs played.

Seeing Metric was great. It literally was the greatest show I've been to. In every way possible. I can't say enough about them, so I'll just stop.

The City review #2 episode #5

Koenigsegg CCXR

Its beautiful.

Koenigsegg has managed to create the Bio Fuel Powered CCXR.

The ethanol in biofuel has the positive side effect of cooling the combustion chambers, as well as a higher octane value, well over 100 RON, which gives the high power. Due to the fact that the biofuel has higher octane and cooling characteristics, the power has gone up to 1018 hp at 7200 rpm and the torque to 1060 nm at 6100 rpm.

1979 electric comuta-car made by sebring vanguard

How amazing is this......... Car? Find it here on ebay.

Lily Allen is a dream #2

You Got Dunked on

Some friends and I are planning on playing some basketball this Saturday. I'm super excited. So, this website is pretty awesome. Bunch of dunks from all over. I have focused on the Kobe Bryant ones.

Ants are pretty wild.

Downtown and not using my fish-eye

Unfortunately other than my fish-eye, and my telephoto I have crap for lenses. If you haven't payed attention to previous posts of mine, I need This.

Oh well.

Andrew and I ran into the Google street view camera car.




Saw some city workers hard at work.



We went up to the "sky room" in the Holiday Inn. The door was locked, but not shut properly. We went in and looked around, pretty cool view. No one was there so we left. We asked an employee in the lobby when it was open, evidently its not open to the public yet, just special events and private parties. I guess it is expected to be open to whomever by the end of the first quarter.



So we went down the street to Hero's sports lounge and pizza co. that just opened in the new year. Its pretty cool, fancy for sure. Good beer selection too. Their menu looked pretty good, and very well priced.





Andrew got a parking ticket. You know those two free spots in the water tower parking lot? Yeah, we were in one of those. Dumb of the city to ticket that. Its a parking spot! No meter is their fault. AND!!!!! To send in your money or a complaint you had to send it to "The city of Fresno P.O. box "45689" San Jose, CA."

What?!! Why?? Why are our parking tickets going to San Jose?

The City review #1 episode 4

tilt shift.

Pretty cool stuff, this new tiltshiftmaker.com is addicting. I need to go out and take more photos that can be used with this.











Alright now I have to confess. I've been trying different photos on this thing for the past week, these will do I suppose. I really thought by now I would have been able to get out and take some more photos. Oh well.

Incase you aren't familiar with tilt-shift what not, it makes things look miniature. Here are some great examples.

Also, The one photo above of the fans near s.f.... Well, it pretty much already looked like that when I took it straight from the camera, cause i'm cool.

Pretty cool.

I E-mailed Meza a question for the "Q&A" section on crailtap. It made it on.



I asked 'cause ringer is always showing pictures of her dog, and I know Carroll's was cute and small.

This is my second crailtap appearance, both dog related. Wow. Yeah, I'm not thirteen and I probably shouldn't be all excited for that. I think its tight.

Segway the onlyway.

Four wheels, custom rims, a fold-out DVD player, and a metallic paint job. Wow, pretty awesome. The only way to segway.

Foxy is livin' the life!!!

My camera was still on setting from the previous night, so the white balance is pretty effed in these pictures. Focus is pretty sweet too.









Oh Foxy.